Britannia Wrestling Promotions (BWP): We are here today with a film producer and TV personality as well as being the voice of Britannia Wrestling Promotions, Mr Ryan Kift … thanks for taking the time out to speak with us today Kifty, we know how busy you are at the moment with your latest horror film Zombies from Ireland … hows that going?

Ryan Kift (RK): Always got time for you guys! Things are really getting exciting at the moment with our first edit of the film nearly complete. We are working on a trailer now and can’t wait for people to finally get a taste of it!

BWP: When do you expect is to have its premiere showing? And where will that be?

RK: We are looking at a summer release and the premiere will be at an old court house transformed into a party venue. We shot 2 of our scenes there. The zombie jail scene and the Stripper scene. The venue is in Blaenau Ffestiniog and is called CellB.

BWP: That sounds great, we can not wait for the premiere of it!  How does producing a horror film and working for S4C TV compare to working with Britannia Wrestling Promotions?

RK: Not too dissimilar really. A common thread that entwines the three is the need and desire to please an audience. I really do think that that is the key to working in either TV, producing films and dealing with people on set etc and ring -announcing/commentating for BWP. If you can’t communicate and make a crowd believe in you and what you are saying then it’s already over with. The same for TV and films.

BWP: Well said.  Since your debut as the new Britannia Wrestling Promotions  Announcer at Denbigh Town Hall last September how do you feel things are going in Britannia Wrestling at present?

RK: Obviously things have improved since I’m on board, the shows run smoother and are more slick. But I also feel that the roster and the wrestling has upped a gear. I urge anyone to go to any other wrestling show anywhere in the UK run by another company and I bet my favourite hat that it won’t be a patch on a BWP show, bang for your buck and wrestling fix.

BWP: We love your expressions Kifty, thats one of the things that puts you so over with the fans!  Of course another Welsh Connection debuted at that same Denbigh show alongside you, star of Zombies from Ireland, Supermodel and S4C TV Star, Miss Sian Davies … who just so happens to be your partner (in crime) as well. Sian add’s a little more sex appeal to the Britannia Wrestling as our Ring Girl, will we ever see her clan a little more lycra than usual and get involved in the in-ring action? BWP could do with some female wrestlers to mix things up a little don’t you think?

RK: Now theres a thought! You will have to ask Sian that question. She has been beating up neighbours and ass kicking lately and that’s just cause they stole her parking space! Which is not really her space as it is infront of her fave shops in town!!

BWP: A question we will certainly ask her directly!  You were present at the Awards Ceremony last month in Chester, what is your opinion on the Award winners that night? Did any of your picks come through?

RK: It’s all a bit hazy but a few of my choosen ones did win so I was pleased. Everyone who won did deserve it as I myself had trouble in deciding as the roster has been pumping this year!

BWP: We agree, we found it hard to vote last year as well, which is a massive compliment to the Superstars and staff of BWP.  What has been the highlight of your short time so far in Britannia Wrestling Promotions, and why?

RK: Ring announcing and introducing El Generico during his title match at Frith Beach against Pitbull. This was my second time ever with BWP and the expression “In at the deep-end” was never more suitable.

BWP: Steve Saxon is notorious for throwing people in at the deep end, he swears by it!  Who do you see as being the ones to watch and breakout stars of 2012 for Britannia Wrestling?

RK: Zack Gibson really shines when he is in the ring at the moment so watch out for some big things from him! Also I think that this could be the year that The Hammer smashes it and dominates the scene, only if he wants it bad enough though as there are a lot of hungry newbies out for his blood!

BWP: Great choices there! Kifty, its been an absolute pleasure as always … thanks again for your time, say ‘Hi’ to Sian for us and can not wait to see the premiere of Zombies from Ireland! Diolch!

RK: It’s been fun. Thanks and no problem, like I said, always got time for BWP. And remember “If you can’t stand the heat, put some factor 30 spf on and take regular sips of water”
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Kifty

We were able to finally meet up with BWP General Manager Sebastian D.Winterz today and got to ask him one very important question, his response was somewhat interesting!:

BWP: Although you have explained yourself somewhat about why you turned on your best friend Jim ‘The Metal’ King, but there appears to be more to it than you are letting on, please elaborate about why you aligned yourself with Rudy Wynne and DCB – the 2 men that put you out of action almost 12 months ago?

SDW: Over the past week people have been badgering me about why I would turn on my ‘good’ friend Jim King, why I have joined forces with 2 men who just one year prior tried to take me out permanently. The answer is a simple one… betrayal.

Jim King betrayed me as a friend the moment he went behind my back and stole my world from underneath my feet. Rudy Wynne and DCB have never betrayed me… Despite the fact they both once hated me they never tried to hide that fact where as Jim waited for me to be taken out of the picture before stealing my spotlight. Rudy made me realise this during a few of his visits to me at the hospital. He made me realise that Jim king is nothing but a user and nothing but a letch, riding on my coat tails biding his time. I mean if DCB hadnt of attacked me, I wonder how long it would have been before Jim King grew the balls to do it himself. With this insight a plan was set into motion, where by everyone got exactly what they wanted, Rudy would get back into the BWP, DCB would get the title and I would get retribution over the Judas that is Jim King.

Some people have started to call me many things, they hate me and rightly so because I have also realised just how fickle the fans are as well. I didnt need you to win every single match I’ve ever had. You so called fans have been nothing but a distraction to me and instead of wasting my time entertaining the likes of you idiots I can allow myself to do just about whatever I want. The pathetic majourity have labelled me as jealous but Jim King took my fated destiny, he took my titles, my shots and my fans. I was the first ever BWP Champion… In my eyes he is nothing but the Champion of circumstance!

Jim King can not be compared to me because me and him aren’t even in the same league. I could have extinguished him in an instant back in Denbigh, but I thought I would make him work for something for once. So as general manager I set up a gaunlet challenge for Jim King and it will last as long as I want it to it will last untill the moment Jim King proves that he has what it takes to face me in the ring.

By turning your back on me you tipped the phantom hourglass, your fans should realise that their heros time isnt so much as borrowed but stolen… stolen from me and I fully intend to take it back. Point your sword skyward Jim because you stepped into a world of war… A world where you wont leave in one piece.

BWP General Manager
Sebastian D. Winterz

Hells Bells (HB) says

Hi Corey.

Corey E (CE) says: Hiya Helen.

HB says: As you are new to the BWP, I’m sure the fans would like to know a bit about you. So how did you get into wrestling?

CE says: Well, I was a youngster full of drive and ambition and with a thirst to prove myself. I wanted to find something to prove myself and when I heard that there was an opportunity so close to where I was, I grasped it with both hands and since then I haven’t looked back.

HB says: That is great Corey and what did you think about your first match with the BWP?

CE says: When I found out who I was against I felt I needed a lot of preparation as Marcus King has already established himself as a main force in the BWP. In the match, we took each other to the limits and in the end I was victorious. I think I proved to everybody else backstage that I’m not to be taken lightly.

HB says: Certainly, it was a fine match and I think Marcus was more than a little shocked by your abilities.

Of course your next match at the Waterloo Rugby Club in Crosby on 20^th March is against the infamous Lord Graham Thomas. How are you feeling about meeting him in the ring?

CE says: It won’t be the first time I’ve met him in the ring as you may know at the last show in Denbigh we were in the rumble match together. However that was obviously not enough experience to know what he’s like in the ring. I have taken a look at some of LGT’s previous matches and I have to say that this will be an extremely tough challenge which will need to be taken seriously. I’ve noticed that he likes to use powerful moves, which I will need to avoid at all costs. It will certainly be one of my toughest matches to date.

HB says: It will be a hard match as LGT is a tricky opponent but I’m sure you are up to it.

Thinking of the other wrestlers on the BWP rosters, is there anyone in particular you would like to fight?

CE says: Well I got a chance to see the wrestlers of the BWP for the first time at the last show and I have to say I would like to fight The Metal as we have similar styles and I think it would be a brilliant and entertaining match for the fans to watch. I would also like to face the Babyface Pitbull purely to get revenge on him for eliminating me from the Rural Rumble at the last show.

HB says: The Metal is an excellent wrestler and I can understand why you would want revenge on the Babyface Pitbull, he appears to be an imposing character and that would be a good match.

Well I know you have a very busy schedule at the moment so won’t take up any more of your time but we usually end the interviews by doing some word association, if you are up for it?

CE says: Yeah , of course.

HB says: Okay, I will say a word or phrase and you give me the first word that you associate with it. So here we go.

LGT

CE says: Future

HB says: Jim ‘The Metal’ King

CE says: Quality

HB says: El Destello

CE says: Vicious

HB says: Tommy Gunn

CE says: Charisma

HB says: Rudy Wynne

CE says: Power-hungry

HB says: And lastly The BWP Catchweight Championship Title

CE says: Opportunity

HB says: Well thank -you for your time Corey and good luck against LGT.

CE says: It was a pleasure speaking to you Helen and thank you.

Hells Bells (HB) says: I’m talking with Sebastian D Winterz who was brutally attacked by El Destello at the recent Tag Team Turmoil in Abergele.

Hello Seb.

Seb Winterz (SW) says: Hey Helen.

HB says: I’m fine thanks but unfortunately the same cannot be said for you. I’m sure all your fans will want to know, how is your shoulder?

SW says: Where to start? I have a broken scapula and humerus.

The bruising still hasn’t gone down and the doctors think the damage done may have finished my wrestling career.

HB says: That is awful news Seb. When do you think you will know for sure?

SW says: Not for a while, before physio can begin, I have to heal, it’s only then that I will know the extent of the damage and whether or not the motor functions in my shoulder and arm will return to normal.

HB says: That must be affecting your life. How are you managing with your day to day life?

SW says: Well with only one arm it’s pretty much halved the amount of things I can do. I can do the essentials but the nursing staff here are very helpful with everything else I need doing

HB says: You mention nursing staff – are you still in hospital?

SW says: I have been put into a private hospital at the expense of The Sax Man, so I am being very well looked after in order to prompt a speedy recovery.

HB says: That’s very good of him and of course you deserve the best after the way you were treated during that match.

How do you now feel towards El Destello?

SW says: El Destello did what he did because he is a coward. To be honest I should have expected something like this, I mean it wouldn’t be the first time he’s done this to me. A bigger man would have looked me in the eye first.

HB says: Well unfortunately we all know what sort of person El Destello is and I doubt he will change, his cowardice runs too deep but you are the opposite, very forthright and honest and I’m sure everyone would like to know, health permitting do you intend to have this out with him in the future?

SW says: I will be back in the ring as soon as I get the all clear. I am coming for El Destello and the title!

HB says: It would be good to have the title back in the hands of a true champion and I hope that you recover sufficiently to follow that through.

In Abergele you were helped by Jim King, have you seen him since that night.

SW says: Of course, both Jim and the G-Man have been to see me numerous times since Abergele. Both came with gifts, Jim with some books and magazines, and G-Man brought me a very risque looking fruit basket.

HB says: Haha – that sounds like G-Man. I’m glad you have had such support and they really are nice guys.

Do you have any advice for Jim as he heads for the 4 way contender match at Denbigh?

SW says: Of course I have advice for him, nothing is better when celebrating a victory like a mango smoothie and a McDonalds. In regards to the actual match then no I have no advice to shell out.

Jim is a member of the Justice Circle, the most elite wrestling faction in the history of the business. He has the skill and speed to pull off a convincing victory which will bring him within touching distance of the BWP’s greatest treasure.

I know Jim. He will have certainly formulated a game plan.

HB says: I sincerely hope he has as he will need it against three such big fellow wrestlers as Pitbull, Iron Duke and Andy Baker but if anyone is up for the challenge then ‘The Metal’ certainly is.

Do you think you will be able to come and watch any of the shows in your current condition?

SW says: I have been advised not to, even as a member of the crowd I would still be a potential target in a vulnerable state it would only cause a burden upon my good friends. It’s in everyone’s best interests if I spend the time to recuperate.

All except El Destellos of course and the rest of Rudy Wynne’s pathetic rag tag crew of morons.

HB says: A very valid point Seb and Rudy and his minions will of course celebrate this turn of events but as you say, you need to spend the time to recover so that you can return to the BWP.

Well I hope that the doctors have good news for you in the near future and make sure you keep up with the physio.

I’m sure all of the fans wish you well. Is there anything you would like to say to them before we finish.

SW says: To my fans, I will return before you know it and I will quickly take my frozen throne atop the BWP roster.

HB says: That is excellent Seb and I’m sure the fans will be pleased to here it. Any message for your JC friends?

SW says: Jim, Game plan, take your time. Think of nothing but your own match. I am fine and I am already in the best of care.

Speaking of which its sponge bath time, 4th one today. God bless you Sax Man

HB says: Haha – well you have to enjoy yourself as much as you can with your injuries and I bet the nurses don’t mind really. Thanks for speaking with me today and I hope your recovery goes smoothly. I’ll leave you now as I’m sure that those nurses are definitely keen to get to you.

SW says: Haha. Thanks.

Cya Helen

Hells Bells (HB) says

Hello Brad.

Brad Matthews (BM) says: Hiya Helen how’s it going?

HB says: Fine thanks Brad.

You had an excellent match last Saturday ignoring the ending of course. How do you feel the match itself went?

BM says: The match itself went great. I think there was a lot of back and forth action but I stuck to my game plan even though I was out numbered.

HB says: How did you feel about Rudy allowing UnaMannera to be present during the match and of course the new referee Phil Race?

BM says: To be honest I was glad UnaMannera was allowed to stay at ring side. I’m always up for a fight with a bigger guy but the new ref Phil Race was clearly playing favourites with the Word Association which made it a lot harder. I didn’t see the point really, Tom may be a good friend but he still would have called the match straight down the middle and no matter what the outcome I’d have respected it.

HB says: I totally agree Brad. Tom would always remain impartial but of course Rudy thought otherwise and as GM was able to bring in Phil as a substitute.

How did you feel when you thought you had beaten Catchweight Champion El Destello with that well executed choke hold?

BM says: Thought!….I did beat the Catchweight Champion El Destello.

I made him tap like a little school girl on a Saturday night. I was over the moon when the bell rang and Tom raised my hand and G-man gave me the belt that I deserved.

HB says: And then the bombshell that Rudy had overturned Tom’s decision.

What is your opinion of that?

BM says: That was a dirty move Rudy did, he knew I made El Destello tap fair and square but he had to dig deep to find a reason to overturn Tom’s decision and if you look over the rules of wrestling the choke I won with is a legal move in both MMA and WRESTLING and the other reason he used as well that Tom wasn’t the official for our match, well I’m sure it would have been ok if it was the other way round. Wouldn’t it? Rudy?

HB says: I’m sure you’re right Brad and we will have to see if Rudy responds to that point.

This has obviously left you feeling cheated of your rightful title as Catchweight Champion, so what are your plans going to be for your future in the BWP?

BM says: Yes you’re right to assume I feel cheated. I deserved that. I’ve bled and broken bones for it but after being cheated like that I’m not sure if I want to continue in the BWP.

I’m thinking of moving into full-time MMA where everyone seems to have respect for one another but we shall see what happens after the talks with Mr Saxon.

HB says: Have you already spoken to The Sax Man about this and explained how you feel?

BM says: Yes we have had a few discussions over it and he understands how I feel about it but our talks are continuing for another few days so nothing is set in stone just yet. If The Sax Man did manage to persuade me to stay I can tell you Destello will need more than the Word Association to protect him from me.

HB says: I’m sure El Destello needs to beware whatever your decision.

BM says: I’m sure he will find out one way or another.

HB says: I’m sure he will and is there anything you would like to say direct to Rudy, who after all is the person holding El Destello’s puppet strings and the person truly responsible for Saturdays Screw-job?

BM says: Yes….Rudy. For now you’re in control of the BWP locker-room but that won’t always be the case and as soon as your puppets have realised that you’re using them I will be waiting to take my revenge.

HB says: Well said Brad. We will wait to hear your decision about your future after you have spoken to The Sax Man and in the meantime I wish you well in your MMA matches and let’s hope that this disgusting travesty has not ruined your love of wrestling permanently.

BM says: Thanks Helen.

HB says: And thanks Brad for agreeing to talk to me this evening

BM says: I’m glad I did. I got a lot of things off my chest.

Hells Bells (HB) says

Rudy Wynne (RW) says: Good evening

HB says:  So to start I need to ask why you have felt the need to respond to Jim’s comments and what in particular has got you so riled?

RW says: Well, it’s the impetuousness of youth that got me annoyed. Being the General Manager it is my responsibility to put on the best show with the most competitive matches I possibly can. My phone rings off the hook most days from men & women with more talent than Jim wanting an opportunity to prove themselves. Jim had that opportunity, and what has he done? Formed “The Justice Circle” with Sebastian Winterz & G-Man! Hell bent on compromising my position as General Manager. So yes, when people threaten my job, my livelihood & my ability to feed my family, I get riled.

HB says: So as you feel that Jim is trying to undermine you, are you intending to do anything about it?

RW says: I already have. I’ve removed him from the one show he wanted to be on, his hometown show in Abergele. Men like Jim foolishly aren’t motivated by money, so I can’t hurt his pocket but by not fulfilling his dreams, I’m reminding him who’s the boss & who’s the pesky little runt.

HB says: Rather a cruel decision as he is, as you pointed out young but of course you are the Manager so that is your decision to make.
You must have read that he intends to attend the show. Do you have anything planned in case he does turn up?

RW says: Of course, extra security will be on hand. It is my responsibility to make sure the fans from Abergele are treated to a great show, and not spoiled by disgruntled employees.
Plus if the worst comes to the worst, I’ve got the Word Association. They’ve dealt with Jim before, they’ll deal with him again.

HB says: I presume you are referring to Jim’s brother, Marcus King as well as Lord Graham Thomas and El Destello.

RW says: Yes. Marcus is a shining example of what I wanted Jim to mature into. Marcus knows what side his bread is buttered, and he is being rewarded a lot better financially. Jim said he lives in Abergele and Marcus lives in London. There’s a reason why : he’s paid a lot better than Jim, and he can afford to.

HB says: That is interesting as I doubt that the fans realised that you paid Marcus more than Jim. Is Jim aware of that?

RW says: He is now.

HB says: Well I think he will have something to say about that.
So how do you feel about the comments made about you pushing Marcus over the edge into darkness?

RW says: Darkness? How? I’m a fair man, and everybody acts on their own free will. I put on a match that I imagine the fans wanted to watch, not my fault that Jim lost that match & the respect of his brother. Marcus is competitive, not dark. Would you call David Beckham dark? Or Roger Federer? Or any other professional athlete? No. Marcus is a professional athlete, and he wants to be the best in the world. It’s not dark.

HB says: You make is sound so plausible but I somehow doubt that you would see Beckham or Federer behaving in the manner we have recently seen from Marcus, especially against G-Man where he has been instrumental in altering the outcomes of a number of matches in the favour of G-Man’s opponents.
Are you saying you condone this type of behaviour?

RW says: I give people a free reign over what they do, and G-Man is free to interfere if he wants. If he’s too stupid to keep Marcus in check, it’s not my problem.

HB says: I’m sure all the wrestlers will take your words into account.
Now one other thing Jim mentioned in his interview is that he would like to see himself as the BWP champion in 12 months time. Will you ever give him that opportunity?

RW says: As I said, everybody gets an opportunity. I’m sure I’ll find him a spot in a match within the next 12 months. Whether he grasps it & challenges El Destello for the title, who knows? I highly doubt it, though.

HB says: Is there anything else you would like to say at this point to Jim or anyone else from the Justice Circle?

RW says: Well I’ve fought many battles in my life. They’ve not been in the ring, but I’ve won most, if not all of them. You don’t become General Manager to lose, or by being a loser.
Learn to deal with me because you will be dealing with me for a lot longer.
G-Man, Seb & Jim, I’m begging you, stop your petty minded rebellion because you just won’t win. Instead, concentrate on your opponents and Jim concentrate on what you’ll be watching on TV on the 23rd. For the rest of the BWP Nation, you will be treated to a wrestling master-class from the Word Association on the 23rd January in Abergele.
I personally guarantee it.

HB says: Well that is a comprehensive interview Rudy and will I am sure give the wrestlers, especially the ‘Rookie of the Year’, Jim King food for thought.
Now although this is an impromptu interview would you like to finish in the usual way of the one word association answers.

RW says: No. I am a busy man & both you & Jim have taken up enough of my time.

HB says: Well if that’s the way you want it Mr Wynne then fine and I’m sure this will not be the last interview you demand somehow.

RW says: I’m sure of that.
I’m a busy man, but often my name gets sullied through the mud like what’s happened with Jim. I feel as General Manager I should use official channels to put people to right.

HB says: That is your prerogative of course and with that I will close this interview. Thank you for your time

RW says: No problem.

Hi Jim

Jim King (JK) says: Ahh there

HB says:  Well we’re in 2010 and this looks like being a good year for you but for the fans I thought it would be interesting to hear how you first got into wrestling.

So where did it all begin?

JK says: Well not a lot of people know that story, so it’ll be good to finally share it. It all started in a little village called Abergele, contrary to what people have been told. Both me and my brother Marcus grew up on wrestling..not only watching but training..seeing how things are done, the effects of what moves do what, how that armlock is being put on and why it’s bending in places not meant to. But we realised that such a small place would not have the right or professional training. We learned that after an encounter with a local myth, the man with a sausageroll for a brain but that story..maybe a different time.

We found ourselves moving to London, literally living on the streets until being brought in by strangers and into the place I would learn the art of wrestling

HB says: And how long did you stay in London?

JK says: 2 years maybe?

HB says: So why did you both return to Abergele?

JK says: Both? We didn’t..as much as I loved the streets of London I couldn’t simply abandon the place where I came from. There were people I missed. I came back and although I travel here and there, Wales will always be the place where “The Metal” was born. Marcus stayed in London and although at the time we were still a team I simply thought he was avid about training. I recently learned he left the organisation as soon as I left and found a different place.

Marcus never needed friends or family but I didn’t know it was because he was the person he revealed himself to be in Wrexham

HB says: Yes that was a shock, it is hard to believe that your quiet jovial brother was actually a sneaky two faced creep. Do you feel you can ever repair the damage Rudy has done and become friends again?

JK says: I’m not sure.  Marcus has always been different.  Theres a saying ‘madness is like gravity, all it needs is a little push’ sometimes I think all Rudy did was give hijm that little push to push him over the edge of darkness.

HB says: Into a place that existed within him already?

JK says: Unfortunately I think so.

HB says: That is a shame. So can you ever see a time when you may fight again – side by side rather than on opposite sides?

JK says: Its hard to say.  All I can say is that as of right now, it would take the forces of darkness and all that comes with evil for us to team on the same side.

HB says: Talking of evil, I notice that Rudy has left you out of the next show on the 23rd January, the first show in your home town of Abergele.

How do you feel about that?

JK says: Lets not get started..Randy Whine thinks he’s being smart leaving me out of one of the biggest shows in BWP’s history. Mr Saxon surely can’t allow him to take a “hometown hero” out of the show but Whine forgets who I am and what I stand for. I hope your reading this Rudy and all of the Word Association.

I am The Metal.

I am the King

And I.AM.JUSTICE!

And I will be there…..

HB says: Well said Jim and I hope you do make it to the show.

Ignoring Rudy though where do you see yourself in 12 months time?

JK says: Ignoring Rudy, that’s a hard one.  Well its a long shot but justice is served, maybe you’ll  be addressing the BWP World Catchweight Champion in 12 months from now!

HB says: Well I don’t blame you for aspiring for the BWP gold and good luck.

In order to further your career and achieve your goal, who would you like to fight if you had the choice and why?

JK says:  Right now, the one thing I need to do is beat my brother. I’m stuck in a place where I’m still associated with my darker brother – when I beat him, prepare for a new King, same good looks, different attitude.

HB says: Then I wish you well with that and hope you achieve victory over the black sheep in your family.

To end the interview in the usual style, please can you give me one word associations (excuse the term) for the following words?

WORD ASSOCIATION?

JK says: Boring nights of scrabble (Yes I’m talking about Whine and his Goons)

HB says: Well not exactly a one word answer but very apt.

How about THE JUSTICE CIRCLE?

JK says:  Victory.

HB says: RUDY WYNNE?

JK says:  One word .. really?  .. I’ll go with a simple BORING

HB says:ha ha and G-MAN?

JK says: Flexible (don’t ask)

HB says: Well what can I say – moving swiftly on – MARCUS KING

JK says:  Coniver

HB says: Interesting!

SEBASTIAN WINTERZ

JK says:  Epic

HB says: MOST HATED PERSON?

JK says: The other King.

HB says: FRIEND

JK says: Sebby D Winterz

HB says:  And lastly, CHAMPION

JK says: Justice will always be the lasting champion.

HB says: Good point Jim.

Well thank-you for an enlightening interview and maybe next time we can discuss your “Sausageroll for a Brain” reference and the origins of your nickname “The Metal”.

JK says: I would love to explain that one soon.  And thank you, having my own interview made me feel like a rockstar!

HB says: Well you are a local wrestling star, so thats pretty close

JK says: Touche

HB says: Thanks, that was great Jim.

JK says: The pleasure was all mine.

Hells Belles (HB) says

So starting with question one

Q1       How do you feel about winning your award(s)?

Lord Graham Thomas (LGT) says: I am feeling like the BWP are making me into some kind of joke and you can call me your Lordship underling.

HB says: Well that is a shame as the fans obviously thought you deserved this award.

Talking of fans, your Lordship

Q2       Why do you think the fans voted for you?

LGT says: As they think it is funny to mock me and treat me like a fool just because I have everything they have ever wanted. They are threatened by me.

HB says: An interesting point of view and one that fits your personality. As you seem to have no regard for the fans what about your colleagues.

Q3       If you had been presenting this award, who would you have given it to and why?

LGT says: Which award? There were lots, either ask me in specific questions or I will leave this interview right now. If you are referring to Diva then none of them women deserve it, they should be at home and having children not be in a wrestling ring.

HB says: Well I was going to apologise for not being specific enough for you to be able to understand my question but in light of your answer I will not.

Yes I was referring to the Diva award and I am sure the other nominees will be more than interested in your reply.

LGT says: Well I have given my answer so continue.

HB says: Fine – the last question is more of a fun question if you understand the term.

Q4       If you could have won any award, real or imaginary, what award would you have liked to win?

LGT says: I know I should have won Wrestler of the year but I just deserve an award for coming into the BWP and showing them what a true English Gent is.

HB says : Well an award for Best English Gent isn’t too farfetched but of course you have to act like a gentleman to be worthy of it.

LGT says: I am what are you implying?

HB says: Nothing of course Lady Grace and thank-you for answering the questions so succinctly

LGT says: Whatever, time is money so please get on with it and stop the Lady Grace comments.

HB says: Of course and that is the end of the interview.

LGT says: Good.

Hells Belles (HB) says

So G-Man if I can start with perhaps an obvious question

Q1       How do you feel about winning your awards?

G-Man (GM) says: Firstly I would just like to say it’s a pleasure being interviewed by you, but you missed out the Perkiest Peaches awarded to me by the BWP nation!

It feels good to have won so many awards voted for by the nation, I feel very humbled but also honoured to know that so many people appreciate what I do!

HB says: Thank-you G-Man and it is an amazing achievement and of course how could I forget the Perkiest Peaches, most apt if I do say so myself.

Thinking of the fans brings me nicely to the second question of this short interview.

Q2       Why do you think the fans voted for you?

GM says: Hmmm well as for the Perkiest Peaches and Sexy in Spandex….only the nation can tell you that…but for the other two I will say this, I consider myself a performer 1st and a wrestler a close 2^nd. I put everything I have into entertaining the people who have taken the time to support us (the BWP) and it feels that they have chosen to acknowledge my effort but I also (grudgingly) have to ….acknowledge that I didn’t win the best match award by myself!..

El Destello was trained by the same man as me, so I know that above all else, he has it drummed into him to give the best performance he possibly can, so El Destello Vs G-MAN = win win every time!
HB says: That is a very fair response G-Man and I doubt that El Destello will be as charitable to you and your input into the Match of the year award.  The fans obviously like what they see to vote for you so many times as proven by the number of awards you have won this year but thinking of your colleagues

Q3       If you had been presenting this award, who would you have given it to and why? (in your case for all your awards)

GM says: hmmmm, a toughy!

Okay well Sexy in spandex, between you and me, I honestly thought Frankie Sloan had that one in the bag!…
HB says: Haha
GM says: Best entrance, well that would have gone to Sebby…

Best match would have to have been Sebby winning the belt in the four way at Wrexham…

and Perkiest Peaches, well that was a surprise, so I’ll keep that one for myself!

HB says: I can see why you would choose Sebastian Winterz’s entrance and the championship match at Wrexham. They were excellent. As for Perkiest Peaches, it could only have been you really, haha. And whilst having a laugh, the last question is for fun really

Q4       If you could have won any award, real or imaginary, what award would you have liked to win?

GM says: hmmmmmmm, this one is hard for me, as I try to avoid self promotion (unlike some I could mention) but if I COULD win any award…it would be an acknowledgement for never backing down…from any challenge! That is what is important to me!

HB says: A very worthy trait G-Man and one that many fans will be able to identify with.

Well thank-you for answering my questions and I hope you are as successful in 2010 as you have been this year

GM says: Me too

Hells Belles (HB) says: I’m here with BWP World Catchweight Champion, El Destello and have a few short questions regarding the awards he won last Saturday at the BWP Awards Bash.

So you won villain of the year and match of the year for your match with G-Man

Q1       How do you feel about winning your awards?

El Destello (ED) says: I deserve both. The BWP fans vote for me as Villain of the year because they hate that I beat their favourite G Man, and I beat their champion Seb Winterz – just like G Man and Winterz, the fans are jealous of El Destello – they hate me because they want to be half the man El Destello is … and they will never be just a fraction of who I am and the Match of the year – the fans chose just one of the many matches that El Destello has been in – lucky for G-Man, they pick a match that he was lucky to be in, lucky for his credit, unlucky for his reputation as biggest loser as G-Man, just like the fans, is not as good as El Destello.  G-Man should thank me 100 times for winning him a trophy

HB says: Well that is an interesting slant on the match of the year award and one I would expect from you. You have partially touched on my second question but perhaps you can elaborate

Q2       Why do you think the fans voted for you?

ED says: Because I am worth voting for.  The only reason Seb Winterz got the wrestler of the year award was because the fans pity his loss to me at Cruel Intentions show.  The fans are stupid, they hate me, but at the same time present me with an award.  This proves to El Destello what the British people are like – two faced and dumb.

HB says: Well as ever you show your disregard for the British fans but perhaps this next question will make you think favourably of your colleagues

Q3       If you had been presenting this award, who would you have given it to and why?

ED says: Which award you talk of? Villain of the year or Match of the year?

No matter – if I was to present Villain of the year I would present to Marcus King, it brought a tear to my eye to see him break his younger brother. If I present Match of the year I would present to Marcus King and his wimp brother Jim, but would not let Jim collect his half of the award – instead I would give both to Marcus – he proved his strength and that he was the better brother but I was not presenting, I was in Mexico at the awards time … no matter, I deserved the awards I got, and should have won more
HB says: I expected you would choose one of the Word Association and it is interesting that you chose Marcus over LGT. Of course it was not your choice it was the fans and for some reason they did choose you (each to their own I suppose). Anyway the last question is a bit of fun if you understand the word

Q4       If you could have won any award, real or imaginary, what award would you have liked to win?

ED says: Perhaps next year the BWP will introduce 2 new things.

1. The Superstar of the Millennium – winner being me!

and

2. A new, better and male interviewer who is polite and respectful to their champion!

HB says: Very sexist El Destello but I would expect nothing less from you. Thank you for answering the questions so fully, as usual.

ED says: I haven’t finished

HB says: Go on then (Hells Belles sighs)

ED says: Su bien venida mujer pequeña – I am now done

HB says: That phrase apparently means “you’re welcome little woman” – well I hope that’s what it means.