Hells Belles (HB) says: I’m here with BWP World Catchweight Champion, El Destello and have a few short questions regarding the awards he won last Saturday at the BWP Awards Bash.
So you won villain of the year and match of the year for your match with G-Man
Q1 How do you feel about winning your awards?
El Destello (ED) says: I deserve both. The BWP fans vote for me as Villain of the year because they hate that I beat their favourite G Man, and I beat their champion Seb Winterz – just like G Man and Winterz, the fans are jealous of El Destello – they hate me because they want to be half the man El Destello is … and they will never be just a fraction of who I am and the Match of the year – the fans chose just one of the many matches that El Destello has been in – lucky for G-Man, they pick a match that he was lucky to be in, lucky for his credit, unlucky for his reputation as biggest loser as G-Man, just like the fans, is not as good as El Destello. G-Man should thank me 100 times for winning him a trophy
HB says: Well that is an interesting slant on the match of the year award and one I would expect from you. You have partially touched on my second question but perhaps you can elaborate
Q2 Why do you think the fans voted for you?
ED says: Because I am worth voting for. The only reason Seb Winterz got the wrestler of the year award was because the fans pity his loss to me at Cruel Intentions show. The fans are stupid, they hate me, but at the same time present me with an award. This proves to El Destello what the British people are like – two faced and dumb.
HB says: Well as ever you show your disregard for the British fans but perhaps this next question will make you think favourably of your colleagues
Q3 If you had been presenting this award, who would you have given it to and why?
ED says: Which award you talk of? Villain of the year or Match of the year?
No matter – if I was to present Villain of the year I would present to Marcus King, it brought a tear to my eye to see him break his younger brother. If I present Match of the year I would present to Marcus King and his wimp brother Jim, but would not let Jim collect his half of the award – instead I would give both to Marcus – he proved his strength and that he was the better brother but I was not presenting, I was in Mexico at the awards time … no matter, I deserved the awards I got, and should have won more
HB says: I expected you would choose one of the Word Association and it is interesting that you chose Marcus over LGT. Of course it was not your choice it was the fans and for some reason they did choose you (each to their own I suppose). Anyway the last question is a bit of fun if you understand the word
Q4 If you could have won any award, real or imaginary, what award would you have liked to win?
ED says: Perhaps next year the BWP will introduce 2 new things.
1. The Superstar of the Millennium – winner being me!
and
2. A new, better and male interviewer who is polite and respectful to their champion!
HB says: Very sexist El Destello but I would expect nothing less from you. Thank you for answering the questions so fully, as usual.
ED says: I haven’t finished
HB says: Go on then (Hells Belles sighs)
ED says: Su bien venida mujer pequeña – I am now done
HB says: That phrase apparently means “you’re welcome little woman” – well I hope that’s what it means.
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