This post is a guest post by our esteemed General Manager “The Word” Rudy Wynne. Ben Fordyce & the rest of the BWP Web Team would like to remind everybody that the views expressed by Rudy Wynne in every way respect the views of the BWP Web Team and the BWP as a whole, with the possible exception of Steve Saxon & some of the wrestlers.
In recent weeks, I have been disappointed with the lies and propaganda spread by a section of the BWP Locker Room & especially the fans. Recently chants of “Bin Rudy Wynne”, along with the general unfavourable reception with some of the newer members of the BWP, makes me disappointed. I understand there is a source of the problem, three sources, and those three people are the BWP World Catchweight Champion Seb Winters, “The Metal” Jim King, and “G-Man” Simon Gaytley.
It is with great pleasure that I announce that the lies and the propaganda defecated by these three ruffians will stop for you, the BWP loyal audience, at the next show, BWP Cruel Intentions on the 7th November in Acton Community Centre in Wrexham.
First off Jim King. You are merely a cheerleader for your two masters, which is why I have formed a working relationship with your brother, Marcus King. At Wrexham, you will once again face the one man you have never beaten. Your own brother. Sure, you came close at the last show, but you nearly killed yourself with a suicidal dive. For what? To appease the fans? Sorry. But they don’t care, and now I don’t care. That is why I will be putting you in a match against your brother one more time.
And Seb Winterz? You will be facing the other member of this association of Rudy Wynne’s – Lord Graham Thomas. Lies and propaganda have been spread about LGT’s losing streak. So what if Frankie Sloan rolled him up with a handful of tights, and he slipped, fell and crashed over the top rope? He has been dominating since his return, destroying Brad Matthews and putting him on the injured list. Lord Graham Thomas is a worthwhile champion, which is why he will be getting a shot at the BWP World Catchweight Championship at Cruel Intentions.
And finally, the big crippled thorn in my side G-Man. You may have The Sax Man’s stroke, but that’s about it. You are nothing, a small fossil in the annals of history. But yet, I can’t destroy you. You lost to the talented JokeRico & The Goons, who wiped the floor with you. Sax Man thinks he’s evened the odds, but in truth he has given me an opening to finish you off once and for all.
You see, the Sure Shot Challenge guarentees a contract for the duration of not only before it’s enforced (which is 12 months), but also for the the length of time that they will be champion. I know for a fact that 2 weeks after Cruel Intentions, your contract expries! You’re using it to buy another 12 months on your contract, that’s the point! Well it’s not going to happen. I have an insurance policy. I don’t want to use it. Please, for your sake, don’t make me use it. But if this gladiator of the squared circle was to be unleashed at Wrexham, he will not only be the victor of the Sure Shot Challenge, he will also become the new member of the association of “The Word” Rudy Wynne, Lord Graham Thomas & Marcus King.
He will be the new member of the association against all the lies and the propaganda.
He will be the new member of…The Word Association.
As BWP Champion Seb Winterz was set to defend his title i Crosby, Liverool against The Iron Duke, The Word Rudy Wynne stepped in to state that he had a last minute change in order to test the Peoples Champ – his opponent that night would not be the British Wrestling Legend of the Iron Duke, but instead would be the ruthless Sean Phoenix.
