It’s back! The Word in Your Ear, with me, the most controversial man since records began, “The Word” Rudy Wynne! Yes, it has been 3 months, but it feels longer. And speaking of things feeling longer, here’s today’s guest. “G-Man” Simon Gaytley. Welcome!
G-Man -As always Rudy, the pleasure is all mine!
Word – First and foremost, you have been a staple member of the BWP locker room since it’s inception, and since then, you have had your sights locked on one man: “The Lethal Luchador” El Destello. However, he has generally had the upper hand. Honest question, do you reckon you could beat him?
G-Man – You bet your sweet ass I can beat him Rudy! So far he’s been a lucky little luchador and no matter what I’ve thrown at him, he’s always had a trick up his sleeve!
But let me tell you Rudy, G-Man has his own little bag of tricks to hand, so Destello I hope those shiny pleather pants of yours are re-enforced…because next time I have you in the ring, your getting the beating your daddy should have given you!
Word – You’re battles with Destello have been some of the most violent and brutal battles ever seen in the BWP. But who else in the locker room do you have eyes on?
G-Man – I fight the same way I do most things! I go hard, fast, and don’t stop ’till I have nothing left in me!. Aas for the other guys and girls in the BWP, my eyes are on all of them all ways! You never know who you can trust in the BWP!!
Word – Although you have a….ahem….unique appearance (I’d like to state at this point that I was never confused), I think you have proved that you are as hard as nails. Do you think that championship gold is far from now?
G-Man – Unique? My appearance reflects the kind of man I am! bright, colorful, confident, and a man for all men! If that makes me unique…then I’m very lucky!
I like all other members of the BWP locker room have my sights set on championship gold…but unlike the others, to me its not the end of the world if the glory passes me by…my main goal is to make sure it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands!
Word – Well you’re first chance may come at the BWP Unholy Union at Ebenezer Chapel, Rhuddlan on May 30th, you’re entered both into the championship tournament and the Wrestlefest Rumble. What do you think are your chances?
G-Man – Well I have the wisdom that comes with my age and experience! I may not be as springy as the other chickens in the roost, but I am certainly the cock that rules!
Word – Now you have been around the wrestling scene for quite some time, but for those who are not familiar with G-Man’s past, why not give a brief overlook, in your own words, of the road for Simon Gaytley up to now.
G-Man – My road has been a long but simple one! For years I spent my time struggling to be noticed, I’ve never been a big man and for a long time I found myself overshadowed! So I tried doing what I thought was right…following the herd and doing as I was told…but it never got me anywhere, and I was never truly happy! So one day after a long chat with Steve Saxon, we decided it was time to put away all the failed gimmicks, step out from the masks and deceptions, and to just be who I am deep inside…thats the G-Man, Simon Gaytley!
Word – There’s a lot of variation in the locker room of the BWP, and Word has it that you are seen as a locker room leader of a lot of the younger guys, steering them in the right way. This can view you as a missionary. Tell me, how does it feel being in the Missionary Position in the BWP rocker?
G-Man -(laughs) Iwill take any position I feel is needed to get the job done! I think the younger members of the locker room appreciate the time and effort I put into them and their chosen profession, their is always a lot of politics in the locker room…especially during a title chase like the one we have now! I have no problem taking the lads under my wing, and showing them the way!
Word – Finally, a little bit of One-Word Answers! Tell me the first word that comes into your head for these members of the locker room, as well as the 3 final questions (you can use more than one word for this).
First – El Destello.
G-Man – DEVIANT
Word – The Supernaturals: Metal & Angelos
G-Man – OUTSTANDING
Word – Red Dragon
G-Man – HUGE
Word - Lord Graham Thomas
G-Man – PROUD
Word – Brad Matthews
G-Man – CONFIDENT
Word – Seb Winterz
G-Man – POWERFUL
Word - And finally, Night Stalker
G-Man – DEADLY
Word – Final 3 questions. In the BWP locker room, who is the one person you would like to face in a match that you haven’t yet?
G-Man – Night Stalker, I don’t like the cut of his jib! But for some reason he always fails to answer my challenge!
Word – Who is your least favourite member of the BWP locker room?
G-Man – thats obvious! El Destello! Every time I attempt to take him in the ring, he bangs me in the mouth…and its left a bad taste I can tell you!
Word – And who is the longest in the showers?
G-Man – That would be yours truly, I like them long, hot and soapy!
Word - Finally, anything you wish to say to your adoring fans?
G-Man – Thank you! The fans give me the strength to give that little more effort, just when I think I have nothing left! There is nothing in the world like hearing the fans shouting my name…and there is always one who shouts louder than the others…you know who you are!
Word – Thank you G-Man for that insightful interview.
G-Man – Thanks for having me!
Word – He has been G-Man, I have been “The Word” Rudy Wynne, see you next time with another interview with a top BWP superstar!
“G-Man” Simon Gaytely will be appearing at BWP Unholy Reunion in Ebenezer Chapel, Rhuddlan, on the 30th May. Click here for show details.
