The Word In Your Ear – Superstar Interview – McGrou

This week we are interviewing the wild Texan, McGrou … BWP: Firstly McGrou, thank you for offering to be the first wrestler to contribute to the Superstar Interviews Blog and for your time today to answer some questions for britanniawrestling.co.uk. McGrou (MG):  Pleasure to be here, and of course it was only  natural that you would ask McGrou to be the first entrant on your new blog. BWP: Of course, so McGrou … the BWP fans will be used to seeing you as the manager of El Destello ….. MG: … (interupts) … I think you mean International Managing Sensation don’t you? BWP: Of course, sorry … would you like to share a little about what you did before managing, Internationally & Sensationally, El Destello? MG: You know, Destello is cool … I watch his back, he pays me top dollar, its a good relationship.  But before my managing & coaching days, I was bustin’ asses back in Houston, Texas for over 7 years man, when McGrou was in town, people knew that asses were gonna get whooped!  You dig fool?  BWP: Indeed I dig McGrou … is it true that you were involved in an accident of some form which is the reason you can not wrestle no more? MG: You dissin’ me dawg?  You sayin McGrou is some kinda *****?  Yeah OK, I was involved in an in-ring accident whilst beating the crap out of Bulldozer Bill … you see, I set BB up for a big ass drop, from the top of the first balcony level in the hall we were working in, I suplexed his ass 25ft in the air straight into the centre of the ring.  That suplex won me the match, and the gold that night, but cost me and Bulldozer Bill our wrestling careers …. so yeah, McGrou was put on the shelf, but I’ll still kick your ass, and anybody elses that wants to put me to the test! BWP:  No, no McGrou, please calm down … I was certainly not questioning your current or past ‘ass whooping’ abilities!   MG: Dam right you not fool! BWP: Okay, so you have been in the UK for 3 years now I believe?  What do you think about our wonderful country? MG: It pretty much sucks over here don’t it?  The weather is awful, where’s the god dam sun?  No wonder you guys are so god dam pale, you need a tan man, healthy like, you know?  It seems that the British wrestling talent matches their countries weather … dull, wet and miserable!  If it wasn’t for the likes of us Americans coming over here to add come colour to your shows, there would be no wrestling industry in this country!   BWP: Have you tried fish & chips? MG: —No Response— BWP: ….. Okay … I think we should wrap it up now McGrou, thank you for your time and comments today and I hope that you get to experience a better side to the UK than what you seem to have experienced thus far. MG: Get outta my way fool ………. ** At this point McGrou abruptly and violently left the room, shoving the BWP interviewer to the floor and verbally insulting him.  McGrou will not be asked to return to the Superstars Interview Blog anytime soon.

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